Take any website and run it through the Splendidizer and enjoy! A sample of my earlier blog entry below:

I did it. Oh my! I dare say, i bought jelly jars and canning tools at Target, and my first adventure in making jam is jolly well before me. Oh my! Good God old chap, i cut up the two mangoes I had spiffingly on hand and froze them while awaiting this week's delivery from Boss's other house - the bloody two almost filled a jolly gallon-sized freezer bag. Splendid! (I'm not kidding when I say these are pricelessly monsters.) They are bloody so ripe and juicy that jam, sorbet and mango curd seem to be the ghastly way to go with them - slices are unbearably too soft and wet to hold their shape. How boring! Dash me twice, their flavor is jolly well terribly intense and terribly sweet, I think the simply dandy jam really will be incredible. Splendid!

Thanks to the simply divine Everybody Loves Saturday Night.