You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're
normal, but deep down you really just want to
strip off your clothes and roll around in
chicken fat.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Chicken fat? I don't think so. Make it, let's see, money, or chocolate syrup, or even just some nice silk sheets somebody else takes care of for me, I'm there. But not chicken fat.

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