Happy Friday/Merry Fitzmas!

Oh, some of the young things are bummin' because they think they got only a lump of Scooter in their stockings. Us old folk are just sitting back, putting our feet up and watching. Shoot, children, Watergate started as a minor event involving low-level flunkies. Y'all have a scandal (funny how that word isn't being used, isn't it??) involving a major player inside the Administration. And no matter how they try to spin, dance, duck and weave, they can't avoid the reality that I. Lewis Scooter is a player, one of the big boys. And he didn't do this shit out of the clear blue, on his own. Patience, children, patience. Mr. Fitzgerald is not Ken Starr. I think this one actually knows what he's doing.